" milk crate "

 [ "The Milk Crate" ]

1: When you buy a milk crate or any plastic container large enough to raise you to the height where your partner can give you oral sex

  * e.g.,  ... Bro, me and the wife are gonna try “the milk crate “ tonight 

 [ "The milk crate" ]

1: When you buy a milk crate or any plastic container large enough to raise you to the height where your partner can give oral sex while standing

  * e.g.,  ... Bro, the wife and I are gonnatry “the milk crate “tonight . I get to be on a pedestal and she doesn’t have to kneel , it’s a win win . 

 [ "milk crate mechanic" ]

1: A person who has no formal training in automobile mechanics and has learned from hands on experience. Usually in the backyard or in the garage. carries his tools in an old milk crate, usually because they have no toolbox. Milk Crate Mechanics are usually very knowledgeable and are some of the best mechanics.

  * e.g.,  ... Milk Crate Mechanics always get the job done.